 - Last login: 2 hours agoWiseasgandalf
- John is a 44 year old married guy from Tennessee, USA.
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- Member since Apr 15, 2007
Physician, writer, information addict, former Mac salesman & programmer. My passion is to help people, especially in the area of spiritual growth & development.
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No, I haven't fallen off the face of the earth, just have got caught up in a lot of projects and busyness to do much stumbling in the past week. Found this on the weblog The Blazing Center this morning, it's not American football season but it was generally applicable and offensive enough to women to post:
Ok, it's not football season, but you might want to print these off for your future reference(ladies) or to helpfully hand to the lady in your life (guys):
Okay ladies, we're right in the middle of football season, so here are some tips on things not to do when you're watching sports with your husband, boyfriend, or any person of the male gender for that matter:
- Do not say that you are rooting for a certain team because you like the color of their uniforms.
- Do not say the phrase, "Get the ball!" at any point...ever.
- It's not a good idea to attempt any conversation that goes deeper than, "Do you want more nachos?"
- When your husband's favorite team loses, it's not very helpful to say, "Well at least they tried hard."
- When you see a fan holding up a "D" and a picket fence, don't ask, "What's D-gate mean?"
- When one player tackles another player particularly hard, don't say, "That was mean!"
- When the opposing team loses, avoid expressing the fact that you "feel bad for them".
- When watching football, don't ask if anyone hit a home run.
If you follow these simple guidelines, you will serve the men in your life. Thank you.
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